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HPK 04-16-2003 03:03 PM

Bullshit...
 
I got a detention today over something extremely stupid.

Alright, I was sitting at the lunch table I usually sit at, and one of my friends' decides to bring out this condom (blown up like a balloon) and play with it. A hall monitor comes up and asks her, me, and two other people sitting by her (one with the condom) to go with her (hall monitor). So, all four of us got detentions for something extremely stupid...because 1 girl had a condom at school, 4 people get into trouble. Condom are bad to have a school, because they promote safe sex and people should not sit around by people with condoms, or they'll get into trouble.


Oh yeah, not to mention that I'm going to get bitched at by my mom today because of report cards (3 weeks late as usual) and I got a D in English, which is more than likely up to a C/C+. Ah well, that's my mom, always looking at the bad things.

Eddie 04-16-2003 03:05 PM

Hehe condom baloons....
Ohh and that sucks major balls HPK.

GUNPEi 04-16-2003 03:08 PM

Should have posted this in my "Life is a bitch thread"...jk

Yeah, i hate my "Nazi" monitors....I mean why the fuck would you get in trouble for a condom....they are not illegal, becuase anyone can buy them no matter what age. Its not like if you went into target and tried to buy some condoms, they could say "no, you cant buy these because i want you to get someone pregnant and get sexualy transmitted diseases.

HPK 04-16-2003 03:10 PM

EXACTLY! That pissed me off so much...well, looks like I'm not eating in lunch tomorrow. Screw serving detentions afterschool. (Yes, I can serve detentions during lunch if I choose to).

Condoms are "inappropriate" at school...I piss on the people who say that.

Eddie 04-16-2003 03:11 PM

Well I dont have hall monitors just faculity that walks around and talk to each other.

GUNPEi 04-16-2003 03:12 PM

HA! Yeah, i mean all our lives these teachers try to teach us safe sex, but if we pull out a condom they shit on our faces.

FingerTapper 04-16-2003 03:13 PM

hehe blowing up a condom. thats funny

Alias 04-16-2003 03:14 PM

We can serve detentions in lunch also. :D

codePhoenix 04-16-2003 03:17 PM

I hate Hall Monitors...even though I haven't played with condom balloons at school.

speedy1 04-16-2003 04:12 PM

Lunch detentions are cool. Most of the time the teachers are to busy chatting it up to care about your detention.

pj9544 04-16-2003 04:36 PM

that's hilarious but the hall moniter should have atleast like asked u guys first

psycho_mantis18 04-16-2003 04:40 PM

Jesus, your school is a bunch of Nazi's. I shouted "Fuck" about as loud as I could at lunch today with a teacher not more than ten feet away and all he did was say "excuse me, don't use that kind of language". and that kind of thing has happened at least 5 times this year.

DannyBoy872 04-16-2003 04:59 PM

I got in trouble for sitting on the table at lunch because there weren't any more chairs...
So I decided I would lie down on the floor, she let me lie on the floor where I could get stepped on but I couldn't sit on the table!

Spitz 04-16-2003 05:01 PM

wow detention big whoop

i always get detention and i dont even care

nispo 04-16-2003 05:03 PM

Meh, what can I say... life sucks.

Jay 04-16-2003 05:03 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by DannyBoy872
I got in trouble for sitting on the table at lunch because there weren't any more chairs...
So I decided I would lie down on the floor, she let me lie on the floor where I could get stepped on but I couldn't sit on the table!

The table was more important then you I guess. :|

Eddie 04-16-2003 05:04 PM

I never got a detention...

DannyBoy872 04-16-2003 05:06 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Jay
The table was more important then you I guess. :|
Yeah I guess it was.... :cussing: Stupid hall moniter lady! she has a mullet too. :|

GUNPEi 04-16-2003 05:58 PM

Detentions are not a big deal but i think the point that HPK is trying to make is that teachers and lunch Nazis are just fuckin retarded.

HPK 04-16-2003 05:59 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Spitz
wow detention big whoop

i always get detention and i dont even care

Maybe if it was for something I did that I'd deserve one for, it wouldn't be a big deal. But since I got one for sitting next to a person who had a condom balloon, I find it to be bullshit.

oh, good news....I wasn't grounded!

edit: Damn you GUNPEi posting what I meant before I explain it!

GUNPEi 04-16-2003 06:00 PM

For the second time! lol

GunGrave 04-16-2003 06:12 PM

lmfao

same here, u get in trouble for that at my school

Ehvlt 04-16-2003 07:35 PM

Re: Bullshit...
 
Quote:

Originally posted by HPK
Condom are bad to have a school, because they promote safe sex and people should not sit around by people with condoms, or they'll get into trouble.
Haha.. yeah, safe sex is bad. Never use condoms..

Eddie 04-16-2003 07:55 PM

Without safe sex some of us wouldnt be here :shifty:.

Ehvlt 04-16-2003 07:58 PM

:shifty:

Are you telling me that condoms enhance pregnancy?

Coren 04-16-2003 07:59 PM

Well, we have a faculty hall moniter person that looks like Cheech (no lie) and he yells at you if you sit on a ledge at lunch to look out the window...."YOU CANNOT LOOK OUTSIDE!!! IT PROMOTES GOOD AND HAPPINESS, NOW SIT AT A BROWN PLAIN WOODEN TABLE AND EAT YOUR CRAP THAT WE SERVE YOU AND BE SAD!!!!!!!!"

speedy1 04-16-2003 08:54 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Coren
Well, we have a faculty hall moniter person that looks like Cheech (no lie) and he yells at you if you sit on a ledge at lunch to look out the window...."YOU CANNOT LOOK OUTSIDE!!! IT PROMOTES GOOD AND HAPPINESS, NOW SIT AT A BROWN PLAIN WOODEN TABLE AND EAT YOUR CRAP THAT WE SERVE YOU AND BE SAD!!!!!!!!"
your tales from the other side make me sad :(

Star Fox 04-16-2003 09:08 PM

not for me hahaha life rocks here

GunGrave 04-16-2003 09:09 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Coren
Well, we have a faculty hall moniter person that looks like Cheech (no lie) and he yells at you if you sit on a ledge at lunch to look out the window...."YOU CANNOT LOOK OUTSIDE!!! IT PROMOTES GOOD AND HAPPINESS, NOW SIT AT A BROWN PLAIN WOODEN TABLE AND EAT YOUR CRAP THAT WE SERVE YOU AND BE SAD!!!!!!!!"
lmao

that is somewhat funny :o

nispo 04-16-2003 09:14 PM

Smile, school is cool :thumbsup:

Star Fox 04-16-2003 09:15 PM

my school is almost over

GunGrave 04-16-2003 09:19 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by nispo
Smile, school is cool :thumbsup:
did u made that up or a teacher with a gun on ur back told u so?


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