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Bullshit...
I got a detention today over something extremely stupid.
Alright, I was sitting at the lunch table I usually sit at, and one of my friends' decides to bring out this condom (blown up like a balloon) and play with it. A hall monitor comes up and asks her, me, and two other people sitting by her (one with the condom) to go with her (hall monitor). So, all four of us got detentions for something extremely stupid...because 1 girl had a condom at school, 4 people get into trouble. Condom are bad to have a school, because they promote safe sex and people should not sit around by people with condoms, or they'll get into trouble. Oh yeah, not to mention that I'm going to get bitched at by my mom today because of report cards (3 weeks late as usual) and I got a D in English, which is more than likely up to a C/C+. Ah well, that's my mom, always looking at the bad things. |
Hehe condom baloons....
Ohh and that sucks major balls HPK. |
Should have posted this in my "Life is a bitch thread"...jk
Yeah, i hate my "Nazi" monitors....I mean why the fuck would you get in trouble for a condom....they are not illegal, becuase anyone can buy them no matter what age. Its not like if you went into target and tried to buy some condoms, they could say "no, you cant buy these because i want you to get someone pregnant and get sexualy transmitted diseases. |
EXACTLY! That pissed me off so much...well, looks like I'm not eating in lunch tomorrow. Screw serving detentions afterschool. (Yes, I can serve detentions during lunch if I choose to).
Condoms are "inappropriate" at school...I piss on the people who say that. |
Well I dont have hall monitors just faculity that walks around and talk to each other.
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HA! Yeah, i mean all our lives these teachers try to teach us safe sex, but if we pull out a condom they shit on our faces.
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hehe blowing up a condom. thats funny
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We can serve detentions in lunch also. :D
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I hate Hall Monitors...even though I haven't played with condom balloons at school.
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Lunch detentions are cool. Most of the time the teachers are to busy chatting it up to care about your detention.
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that's hilarious but the hall moniter should have atleast like asked u guys first
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Jesus, your school is a bunch of Nazi's. I shouted "Fuck" about as loud as I could at lunch today with a teacher not more than ten feet away and all he did was say "excuse me, don't use that kind of language". and that kind of thing has happened at least 5 times this year.
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I got in trouble for sitting on the table at lunch because there weren't any more chairs...
So I decided I would lie down on the floor, she let me lie on the floor where I could get stepped on but I couldn't sit on the table! |
wow detention big whoop
i always get detention and i dont even care |
Meh, what can I say... life sucks.
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I never got a detention...
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Detentions are not a big deal but i think the point that HPK is trying to make is that teachers and lunch Nazis are just fuckin retarded.
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oh, good news....I wasn't grounded! edit: Damn you GUNPEi posting what I meant before I explain it! |
For the second time! lol
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lmfao
same here, u get in trouble for that at my school |
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Without safe sex some of us wouldnt be here :shifty:.
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Are you telling me that condoms enhance pregnancy? |
Well, we have a faculty hall moniter person that looks like Cheech (no lie) and he yells at you if you sit on a ledge at lunch to look out the window...."YOU CANNOT LOOK OUTSIDE!!! IT PROMOTES GOOD AND HAPPINESS, NOW SIT AT A BROWN PLAIN WOODEN TABLE AND EAT YOUR CRAP THAT WE SERVE YOU AND BE SAD!!!!!!!!"
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not for me hahaha life rocks here
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that is somewhat funny :o |
Smile, school is cool :thumbsup:
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my school is almost over
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