These are the rules. First I say part of a line like "Luigi was walking when" Then someone else would reply "he tripped on his face." If you end a sentance don't start another one, let someone else who will reply. If you have questions either reply here or PM me! OK I'll start off.
Mario Luigi and Prince Marth were setting off to find...

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Hail Holly!
Maybe I should just have nothing in my signature...

...the Mystical Choach possessed by both the 'au naturale' Princess (fuzzy) Peach and the cleanly shaven Princess Zelda.

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As they left their castle Prince roy met up with them and then they headed off to find the Mystical Choach

But after many weeks, the Mystical Coach was nowhere to be found...

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I have a sack.

it had fallen into the ditch where bin laden lives

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bin laden picked it up and tried to use it as a nuclear weapon but failed

He tried to make it explode by lighting it on fire...

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"Did you ever find bugs bunny attractive when he put on a dress to play girl bunny?"
-Garth Algar

but sadly it blew him up instead

Heh, I remember these books...

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stick to the point