anyone else fucking hate them?

(Big network execs, sitting at a table)

Exec 1:Well we've run out of shows involving people in some kind of gross situation...what else is there to defame and soil?


Exec 2:How about marriage, the most sacred institution? Have we completely mocked and shamed that aspect of human culture yet?

All the others:WHAT A GENIUS!!



Jesus fucking christ you guys, this is one of the signs that life is not worth living. when you find yourself watching some god damn show where THE REST OF THE U.S. gets to decide the lives of two people. All it takes is a quick dial and hitting a button, and these two people shall be wed.

Or how about Who wants to marry a millionare? Tell me that guy wasnt surprised when he found out that bitch wanted his money. Same goes for Joe Millionaire. Dont tell me it was trying to teach us a lesson about what matters in life, thats bullshit. Fox wanted some fucking ratings, and damn it they got them.

Lets talk about another fun one.

"this is what happens when people stop being nice, and start acting real"

BULL FUCKING SHIT! I HATE YOU MTV AND ALL OF YOUR REAL WORLD ROAD RULES COCKSMOCKING BULLSHIT!

Honestly now, why the hell do I care about 6 retards sharing a damn apartment? "oh no he's having sex in my room!" LIKE I GIVE A DAMN!

Here's a show for you, and its way better than any of the crap on right now.

"WHO WANTS TO KILL THIS ASSHOLE?"

Every week, we bring on one of the little pricks from every reality show ever made, and people compete to see who gets to beat him/her to death. It'd be great, some guy from the middle of nowhere seen live breaking Puck's kneecaps!


Thats a show I'd pay to see, and if you don't agree with me, feel free to post.

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mr bigggshot: wait, are you humoring me?
I couldbe asleep: no
mr bigggshot: shit, and i totally fell for it
mr bigggshot: i need to stop being retarded
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omg i hate them so much, they are so stupid, but the osbournes is pretty funny but i dont watch it that much

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I do a Regis Philbin impression like you never heard.

Yes,I hate reality shows...too many of them...and they all suck

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"There Is No Spoon"

i know they just keep coming out with new ones, but i like the mole, that show is kool

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I heard about "Who wants to marry my mom" on NBC...
Who would want to be on that show?

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"Did you ever find bugs bunny attractive when he put on a dress to play girl bunny?"
-Garth Algar

I love you Jushiko

I am sick and tired of these show being put on the air. If they are going to put some reality shows on TV, make it something that would most likely HAPPEN. Like, but 3 racist white guys in the Bronx for a month. That can be taken realistically, but not this whole "Joe Millionare" and "Survivor" crap.
MTV can just suck on it. It can keep on sucking it. Hell, it can just suck on it some more. I hate MTV, I HATE MTV. They defy the whole purpose of their meaning.
"We're music televison, but uh...we're just going to show some crap shows that don't deal with music at all!"
Even when they DO play music, it ends up being a bunch of mainstream crap. The songs that are good are A) only played a few times or B) never played at all. I'll stop there, because this isn't about MTV
Reality shows are horrible...I think they just came up with these because they realized the game show fad was out. WHAT HAPPENED TO QUALITY PROGRAMMING!?

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reality shows suck.

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HPK, get MuchMusic

my friend has muchmusic actually, it is pretty cool..

back on topic

DEATH TO SURVIVOR!

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mr bigggshot: wait, are you humoring me?
I couldbe asleep: no
mr bigggshot: shit, and i totally fell for it
mr bigggshot: i need to stop being retarded
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