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Old 01-09-2003, 12:29 AM
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There are a perfect man and a perfect women. They decide to get married and have the perfect wedding with the perfect honeymoon. The live perfect lives and of course have perfect sex. One christmas eve the perfect couple were driving down the road when they came across santa clause who had lost all of his reinder. Being the perfect couple they are they stopped and decided to help him get the gifts delivered using their car. One corner was a little to icey though and the perfect couple and santa clause crashed into a tree. Only one person survived who was it?


The Perfect women. Everyone knows the perfect man and santa clause doenst exist.

Women stop reading now, men scroll down
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If the perfect man and santa dont exist that must have meant she was driving. scroll down some more
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If you are a women and reading this it just goes to prove that women never listen.
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Old 01-09-2003, 12:33 AM
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Is ok, not that funny...
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Old 01-09-2003, 12:33 AM
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thats pretty old.. but not bad
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Old 01-09-2003, 12:35 AM
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I just heard it yesterday. Thought it was good, a teacher said it in class. All the girls were like "ha see the perfect women survived the perfect guy doenst exist" then it went on lol. It was great.
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Old 01-09-2003, 12:40 AM
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lets see what the girls do...
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Old 01-09-2003, 12:42 AM
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well, most of the girls on these forums are good-hearted people, they won't get excited...









damn, there goes all the fun
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Old 01-09-2003, 12:43 AM
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Heh, I guess I had to be there
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