I'm on crack, I swear. I thought I had an account here called Bryan, but it's Ehvlt instead! So my name sucks ass again/still, but that doesn't matter because those of you who do know me are aware that I don't usually hang around for more than a week. I can survive.
Now, before you pretend like you don't know what I'm talking about; I'm sure at least a couple of you are familiar with me, and if you aren't, ask someone. In fact, maybe I should be put into the FAQ.. or more specifically, "How does Ehvlt never get banslapped?" or "How the hell do you pronounce 'Ehvlt' anyway?". Lame.
Anyway, hi, how are you, etc? If you're feeling down, this should help you feel a bit better:
