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Old 02-14-2005, 07:32 PM
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Default Charmin is the greatest Toilet Paper Ever!

Its soft on your butt and doesnt scratch your nut,
It wipes your ass with comfort and a soft touch,
But their slogan is the best and says u dont need much,
To wipe a bunch of shit which keeps dangling out ur butt.

Their slogan is "LESS IS MORE", I think, and even if it isnt, we all saw the commercials of the bears taking a shit...

So basically they are honest. Diablo will argue over this, we already argued on it. But Im just saying. If a company tells you to use less of their product, they must be really fuckin honest. Or did they just invent a new technology were u do "use less" and just do it not thinking of the consequence.

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Old 02-14-2005, 07:34 PM
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I'm sure the fact that they say "less is more" really hurts their sales.:rolleyes:
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Old 02-14-2005, 08:01 PM
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yeah I really hurts their sales for the average Diarehae consumer, spell that word however you want to spell it, lol.
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Interesting....
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Old 02-14-2005, 11:19 PM
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Old 02-15-2005, 01:40 AM
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Old 02-15-2005, 04:09 PM
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LMAO, cottenele ain't to bad but Charmin is pretty good to.
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Old 02-15-2005, 09:14 PM
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