Finally, A Blonde GUY joke - Video Games Forum

jasonW · #1 (**permalink**) 10-28-2005, 11:13 AM

here is one for the blond ladies who suffer men's crualty!

Two blonde guys were working for the city works department. One would dig a hole and the other would follow behind him and fill the hole.

They worked up one side of the street, then down the other, then moved on to the next street, working furiously all day without rest, one guy digging a hole, the other guy filling it in again.

An onlooker was amazed at their hard work, but couldn't understand what they were doing. So he asked the hole digger, "I'm impressed by the effort you two are putting into your work, but I don't get it why do you dig a hole, only to have your partner follow behind and fill it up again?"

The hole digger wiped his brow and sighed, "Well, I suppose it probably looks odd because we're normally a three-man team. But today the guy who plants the trees called in sick."

FaithZ · #2 (**permalink**) 10-28-2005, 04:31 PM

Im a natural blonde and im not dumb I don't know why people make jokes like these...

Guru · #3 (**permalink**) 10-29-2005, 10:19 AM

The ones about the girls are alot more funnier thanthe one about the men.

thunderbird · #4 (**permalink**) 10-30-2005, 07:03 AM

why would that be?lol
it's my hair color too but I always laugh at both!

thunderbird · #5 (**permalink**) 10-30-2005, 07:10 AM

here's one for you mate!

A blonde suspects her boyfriend of cheating on her, so she goes out and buys a gun.

She goes to his apartment unexpectedly and when she opens the door she finds him in the arms of a redhead.

Well, the blonde is really angry. She opens her purse to take out the gun, and as she does so, she is overcome with grief.

She takes the gun and puts it to her head.The boyfriend yells, "No, honey, don't do it!!!"

The blonde replies, "Shut up, you're next!"

Guru · #6 (**permalink**) 10-30-2005, 04:03 PM

lol, but are blondes really dumber than other people or another phony scientific thing?

Giggley_Girl · #7 (**permalink**) 10-30-2005, 04:36 PM

I heard that joke before, but they used 2 women in it instead....makes more sense to use guys!!
We all laugh at them, but truly...ones hair color has nothing to do with thier intelligence.

jasonW · #8 (**permalink**) 10-31-2005, 03:24 AM

no ,of course not! (well that's if you exit Pamela anderson and Paris hilton! wink!)

jpklla · #9 (**permalink**) 11-01-2005, 07:39 PM

I don't get why everything has to be "dumb blonde." Why not "dumb Jap" for a change.

thunderbird · #10 (**permalink**) 11-02-2005, 05:54 PM

we are all blonde in the family and we kind of got use to hearing it all over, sometimes some friends can get a bit heavy when they can't spend the evening without sharing with us the latest 'blonde joke'around, i like jokes, all kinds but I do have one mate in particuler who does get on my nerves, everytime he comes over he just has to tell us one and always ends it by 'oh yes you are blonde sorry I forgot'...He doesn't know how many times i just felt like grabbing his head and shoving it in the cat's litter!