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Old 11-07-2005, 05:12 AM
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Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants over 100%. How about achieving 103%? Here's a little math that might prove helpful. What makes life 100%?

If...A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

Then,
H A R D W O R K

Totals 8 1 18 4 23 15 18 11 (=98%)

K N O W L E D G E

Totals: 11 14 15 23 12 5 4 7 5 (= 96%)

But,

A T T I T U D E
Totals: 1 20 20 9 20 21 4 5 (=100%)

And,

B U L L S H I T

Totals: 2 21 12 12 19 8 9 20 (=103%}

So, it stands to reason that hardwork and knowledge will get
you close, attitude will get you there, but bullshit will put you over the top.

And look how far A S S K I S S I N G will take you:

1 19 19 11 9 19 19 9 14 7 (=118%)


LOL, hope you will enjoy it like I did!lol
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Old 11-07-2005, 02:59 PM
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That's a nice way to put it I guess.
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K I L L I N G J A P S

11 9 12 12 9 14 7 10 1 16 19 = 120%

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D U M B A S S R A C I S T
4 + 21 + 13 + 2 + 1 + 19 + 19 + 18 + 1 + 3 + 9 + 19 + 20 = 149%
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D U M B A S S R A C I S T
4 + 21 + 13 + 2 + 1 + 19 + 19 + 18 + 1 + 3 + 9 + 19 + 20 = 149%
Awesome, my "racism" is achieving 149%.

D U M B A S S D I A B L O

4 21 13 2 1 19 19 4 9 1 2 12 15 = 125%

I OWNZ YOU!!!

Ok...this is gay. Is there anything worthwhile left in this forum?
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